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01 May 2007 @ 06:35 am
Mission Accomplished!  
It's been four years since Dubya stood on the deck of that aircraft carrier and announced "Mission Accomplished", mistaking a large, laser-printed banner for a military strategy.

In that time, he has been responsible for the deaths of more Americans than were killed in the fall of the World Trade Center -- and twenty to thirty times as many civilian deaths in Iraq.

But he never got a blow job!

Let us hail his integrity!
 
 
I feel: cynical...
 
 
 
Tombfyretombfyre on May 1st, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
So! What do you think they're gonna do with the retard once he's out of office? Impeach him and his entire staff, perhaps throw his ass in jail? Public lashing for gross incompetence? Give him a vacation in Guantanamo bay?

Or perhaps do nothing, because so many people actually voted for the idiot?
R. Bear Helms: cryingbear_helms on May 1st, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
I know there are people lining up to bring civil and criminal lawsuits against him, and the deep pockets lawyers definitely have a GOOD target - his actions in office definitely haven't DECREASED his personal wealth and business base.

The law passed after Clinton's admin prohibiting civil suits against the Pres while in office are keeping several factions at bay. I guess the Secret Service and Homeland Security are keeping the criminal trials at arm's length.

I may have an extreme opinion, but as of this moment, W is the Hitler of the 21st Century.
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on May 1st, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
He's done exactly the sorts of things that the International Criminal court was created to prosecute -- and giving ourselves the freedom to do such things is the only possible reason we didn't sign onto that treaty.
Tombfyretombfyre on May 2nd, 2007 07:35 am (UTC)
So you're all screwed then? :p
Samuel Conway: angry cockroachunclekage on May 1st, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
are you kidding? Getting a blow job is an impeachible offense.
R. Bear Helms: cryingbear_helms on May 1st, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
Well, ya got me started on what would be a rant about W, but I'm so tired, I'm just gonna quote the appropos bumper sticker du jure:

SOMEONE ELSE FOR PRESIDENT
Araquan Skytraceraraquan on May 1st, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
In that time, he has been responsible for the deaths of more Americans than were killed in the fall of the World Trade Center -- and twenty to thirty times as many civilian deaths in Iraq.

But he never got a blow job!


The man has his priorities straight and his moral values in proper focus, unlike that immoral scumbag Clinton, who was completely and utterly unfit to occupy the White House.

This sarcasm has been brought to you by the Republican Party and the monkey presently in charge of things
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on May 1st, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
You have insulted the monkey population of the world, who will now fling poo at you for your offense.
Araquan Skytraceraraquan on May 1st, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
*watches as the monkeys disappear for having tried to disown the President*

Later, an alleged monkey is seen briefly in the background of stock footage shot at Guantanamo
silussa on May 1st, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
So, who got the blowjob(s) he would have?
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on May 2nd, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
JAYZUS.
silussa on May 2nd, 2007 06:29 am (UTC)
Hey, given a choice between more wars and his getting the blowjob(s), it should be obvious where MY preference would be.

It does put a new spin on "make love, not war" though.

Your Obedient Serpentathelind on May 2nd, 2007 01:38 pm (UTC)
They can't find any volunteers.
Rooth: Rooth: angryrooth on May 2nd, 2007 07:29 am (UTC)
Maybe Dick will blow him, or maybe he'll blow Dick, and then we can have Just Cause for ripping him out of office.

7 years too late.