-- anyone who's ever offered job-hunting advice.
-- Albert Einstein
- What's the difference between hunting for a job and shouting into a dark cave?
At least shouting into a cave will yield echoes.
- What's the difference between hunting for a job and buying a lottery ticket?
Your chances of winning are about the same, but at least when you don't win the lottery, it doesn't reflect on your ability.
- What's the difference between a degree in Basket-Weaving and a degree in Earth Sciences?
If you majored in basket-weaving, you can always find an outlet for your work in a swap meet.
No, I didn't get that job that had me so excited, why do you ask?