Your Obedient Serpent (athelind) wrote,
Your Obedient Serpent
athelind

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"Just keep plugging: send out more resumes, call for more jobs, look harder. Don't expect them to get back to you if they don't hire you. Eventually, something will turn up."
-- anyone who's ever offered job-hunting advice.


"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
-- Albert Einstein


  • What's the difference between hunting for a job and shouting into a dark cave?
    At least shouting into a cave will yield echoes.

  • What's the difference between hunting for a job and buying a lottery ticket?
    Your chances of winning are about the same, but at least when you don't win the lottery, it doesn't reflect on your ability.

  • What's the difference between a degree in Basket-Weaving and a degree in Earth Sciences?
    If you majored in basket-weaving, you can always find an outlet for your work in a swap meet.

No, I didn't get that job that had me so excited, why do you ask?
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