Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Things got a little silly during last week's D&D game, and we started tossing Pants lines around... then it got worse, when we realized that another Epic Movie Trilogy provided an equally fertile ground for trouser-related humor.
And so, our DM sat down and compiled them. And added more. And more.
And so, I inflict upon you...
The Fellowship of the Pants
The Two Pants