We also get a lot of cars with either Extremely Powerful Bass Stereos, Exhaust Systems Tuned To Sound "Powerful", or both. They usually cruise by in the evenings, while we're sitting with the windows open, enjoying the night air and trying to watch something on TV.
I really want to put up a sign for these guys:
Can Only Make Us Pity
Your Tiny Penis.
Edit: It originally ran "Your Thumpa Thumpa Car/Only Makes Us Pity/Your Tiny Penis", until hitchkitty pointed out that it was almost a haiku.
But quelonzia's daughter won't let me.