June 2nd, 2003

Eye of the Dragon

Overheard on FM.

John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. He tells the boys and girls that they can ask him some questions. Bobby gets called on, and asks "How did Bush win the election with fewer votes?" and "Why are you using the Patriot Act to limit our civil liberties?". Just then the bell rings, and the rush out the door for recess.

They reassemble, and Jane has a few questions. The first two are repeats of Bobby's, and her two new ones are "Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?" and "Where is Bobby?"
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