January 18th, 2004

Eye of the Dragon

Secrets of the Force

I first read this years ago, and I've been trying to find it ever since. I could not for the life of me remember where I found it. I should have recognized the style, though -- it's by Lore Sjöberg of the Brunching Shuttlecocks.

This is the only explanation of the Star Wars movies that makes any sense whatsoever.

The fact is that, throughout the three films, everyone Luke meets is completely bullshitting him about the Force. They make up all this crap about Dark and Light and Good and Evil to disguise that there's only one rule to the Force: die in front of Luke.
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