November 30th, 2005

Eye of the Dragon

If the water or electricity or even the friggin' TELEVISION CABLE were doing this...

I need to call my DSL provider and bitch. Our connection speed has dropped to sub-modem levels.

I'm sure they're going to blame the weather. It gets cold, it gets windy, it gets rainy, and broadband goes to shit. It doesn't matter if it's DSL or Cable; it doesn't matter who the provider is. They all blame the weather, they all insist that they can't do anything about it.

Well, news flash, kids: if you're going to tell me that I'm gonna have degraded service for THREE MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR, then, by jiminey, you're gonna get equally-degraded PAYMENT for those three months.