December 3rd, 2008

coyote drives

Driver's Ed 101: Cursing the Dorkness

Poll #1308644 Driver's Ed 101, Poll #1

What kind of idiot drives with no lights on in thick fog?

If it's daytime, I don't need lights. Period.
I can't find the light switch.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet -- I'm a ninja!
It's all just a scam, man. The man is just trying to control your mind with all this stuff about lights.
Don't give me that liberal bullshit about "visibility". I can drive any way I want! Lights are for suckers.

(Bonus points for driving a gray car on gray pavement against a gray sky with no lights.)