1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Tag five LJ friends!
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (Despite this season having more shows that I want to watch than any in my long memory, there is an ongoing issue with the living room/dining room and whether or not it's appropriate to have Loud Yelly Conversations while Grandma and Grandpa are trying to watch Supernatural.)
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana. (I didn't like it. At all.)
* I've watched porn movies. (Do Jurassic Park and Dragonheart count?)
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (Like a sailor who swallowed a thesaurus.)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times. (No, they really are out to get me.)
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No. Just no. Talk to me when I can get my brain transplanted or uploaded into a bio-cybernetic dragon body, though.)
* I need/want money right now. (I got paid this morning! Yay!)
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast. (Loud, yes. Fast, not so much.)
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair. (Not by my old standards, but it's a little shaggy by my current standards.)
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Almost two whole dollars, I think.)
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Dragon talons, actually. Made of cast pewter.)
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I slept with a roommate. (Does quelonzia count?)
* I have a hidden talent. (If so, it's well hidden.)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in God.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like /love someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (Married her!)
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Guinness Is Good For You.)
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (And FurryMUCK.)
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Boo yah!)
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I went to college out of state. (I flunked out, but I went.)
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors. (Hello. Orange and purple dragon, here.)
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I didn't used to have an opinion about them, but they've really started to plummet in quality.)
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (Neither I nor the horse liked it.)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I talk in my sleep. (I used to, anyway.)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Like LJ memes.)
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (The job sucks, but the people are all pretty decent.)
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes. (Are you kidding? I've got great toes!)
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Huh. Just because they live far away, they're not "real life" people? "I have more friends on the internet than I do locally", maybe.)
* I have lived in either three different states or countries. (I've lived in Texas and California. Maybe someday I'll live in the United States.)
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (They've said it. They've been wrong...)
* Sad movies, games, books and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Paradox: my impulse is to answer this one "no", but I will also casually and without hesitation discuss the various haunted places I've lived.)
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Sometimes.)
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I am a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar.)
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
* I've been married and am now divorced.
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
* I like most animals better than most people.
* I own a collection of retro games consoles.
* I procrastinate more than anyone I know. (I know some pretty procrastinatory people, though.)
* I am a survival-horror addict.
* I plan on moving at least 100 miles away from my current home in the next year.
* I love singing Broadway
* It usually takes me an hour or two to fall asleep.
* The only kind of porn I like is furry porn
* I <3 Dr. Pepper (I can't drink it too often, because caffeine makes me psychotic. But prrrrr.)
* I have had a crisis of faith even though I'm agnostic.