As I was on the verge of posting something rather caustic about all this nonsense, morchades provided a most-welcome reminder link to Jon Carroll's 2005 column announcing the formation of the Unitarian Jihad:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary....
She also posted a link to The Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.
You may now address Your Obedient Serpent as
The Howitzer of Quiet Reflection.