Curmudgeon, Narcissist, Paranoid, Crank
You have to register to take the test? Can you say "data-mining"?
Not that I ever have much use for these tests. They always ask some question that's loaded with so many inapplicable assumptions that I simply can't answer it.
It's funny, a while back, a friend of mine had the same reaction to a religion quiz. I'd just shrugged on that one, and given an answer based on my own interpretation, knowing that it probably didn't jibe with theirs.
I guess that hints at what is and isn't important to me.