All my teeth -- well, all my upper molars, anyway?
That thing that just started yesterday?
That can stop any bleeping time now, thank you very much.
And for those who are tempted to say something about how two or three days of 90-plus weather ain't nothin', please bear in mind that I have a hammer, and, in the spirit of open communication and mutual understanding, will do my best to help you understand the hurting-tooth experience.