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28 December 2007 @ 12:15 pm
I need to become a ventriloquist or something.  
I swear, it's like Abbott and Costello live in my head sometimes. Every now and then, I come up with a gag that only works with a two-man vaudeville act.

[Bud and Lou are singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas". Bud skips a verse, and Lou stops him.]

Lou: Wait a minute! What about the eight maids a milkin'?
Bud: Oh, they're in there.
Lou: Whaddaya mean, "they're in there"? The song went right from seven to nine!
Bud: That's right -- it lacked eight.

[Lou looks flustered, but they continue the song -- skipping the eight maids in every subsequent verse.]
I feel: embarrassedso very, very sorry
Triggurtriggur on December 28th, 2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry but someone, somewhere, has to pay for that.
ebony14 on December 28th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
Would you do me a favor? Would you ask your wife to hit you with a pillow for me? Thanks.
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ArchTeryxarchteryx on December 29th, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
Good for you, Prettyscales. :>
Wywy on December 29th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
yay. :P That was HORRIBLE.
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on December 29th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
She did so of her own accord. Ow.
Dendewhitton on December 28th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
I'm mailing a cricket bat to you. Please beat yourself with it.
silussa on December 28th, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
You ARE going to be at FC, right?

Remind me to hit you with something. ;)
Arcaton: jackassr_caton on December 29th, 2007 12:24 am (UTC)
Dear Dairy....
Reverend Rafferty: Grrnormanrafferty on December 29th, 2007 01:06 am (UTC)
I don't know you.
Tombfyretombfyre on December 29th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
You make baby Godzilla cry. :/
Hafochafoc on December 29th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
Lacked eightS.

You're welcome.
A.R.M.: Glazorthiankinkyturtle on December 29th, 2007 08:30 am (UTC)
On line 3, I thought you were setting up for a Star Trek: Voyager gag...