Log in

No account? Create an account
18 September 2008 @ 08:40 am
Working at a comic book shop warps the brain.  
Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can
Presses pants, any size
Even with button flies...

(Deleted comment)
Your Obedient Serpent: hoard potatoathelind on September 18th, 2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
Heh. As far as I can remember, I hadn't heard it before; it just started writing itself/running through my head every time I was unpacking and shelving the latest adventures of Mr. Stark.

I like yours better, though.
Pakapaka on September 18th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)
Much better than

Caught his pubic hair
In his metal underwear
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh
Helvetica 'Foofers' Boldfoofers on September 18th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
John "The Gneech" Robey: Errorthe_gneech on September 18th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
Oh great, now I've got frappuccino all over my monitor. Thanks a lot! ;P

Reveille D'Giovanetti: Bananareveille_d on September 18th, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
You know, you're never at the shop when I stop by. Instead, there's always some vacant-eyed Latino-ish guy with black-rimmed glasses who doesn't know his ass from a Skrull.

Of course, it's hard to tell your ass from a Skrull, especially if they're pretending to be your ass, but who knows why a Skrull would be pretending to be your donkey. Why do you have a donkey, anyway?
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on September 18th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
I mostly work mornings, except for Fridays, when I close.

Except for THIS Friday, when I get to open again.
Araquan Skytraceraraquan on September 18th, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC)
If that repulsor burns a hole in my shirt, I'm not gonna be happy.
Ursula Messerschmitt: Happy-Batdancesnobahr on September 18th, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC)
That just hurt chronovius's head. I chortled. "Now it's going to be in my head!" he complained.
Stalbonstalbon on September 20th, 2008 08:01 am (UTC)
I believe, to better make it flow, the last line should read as such: Even those with button flies...

But that's just how I was saying it to myself. :>