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30 May 2009 @ 08:08 am
Myth: BUSTED!  
Last night, Your Obedient Serpent and his family had yummy, yummy BLTs for dinner.

During the night, this combined alchemically in my stomach with my acid reflux.

I am now having Bacon Reflux. This was my alarm clock, awakening me after five hours of sleep.

Bacon does not make everything better.


I feel: nauseatedqueasy
leonard_arlotteleonard_arlotte on May 30th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
Arcaton: figmentr_caton on May 30th, 2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
At least the grease should help it slip down again....urgh.
Tombfyretombfyre on May 30th, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
Time to take an antacid, and to back to bed. ^^() Or fire up the trusty air compressor, n' puff up a tad. After all, if you're all nice and round, the acid will have a hard time exiting your tummy. :3

Then you can slosh and slumber happily upon your own distended dragon belly. This of course makes the world a better place.
Your Obedient Serpent: foodathelind on May 30th, 2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
I took my PRESCRIPTION meds, alas, to no avail.

And, goodness. Wouldn't it be nice if it worked that way?
Tombfyretombfyre on May 30th, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
Aye, it would be rather enjoyable of said suggestion worked. ^^ Ick though, it always sucks when your meds don't work. Mine have failed me once or twice as well.
The Mystery of the Supranational Rabbit: Chased by cheetahporsupah on May 30th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
To improve on that, try adding some raw milk that's not sour, but will be in a couple days. The reflux will be quite memorable.
Araquan Skytraceraraquan on May 31st, 2009 09:45 am (UTC)
I think I agree with leonard_arlotte on this one.
one in a billionsiege on June 2nd, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)
I'd like to metaquote this. :)
Your Obedient Serpentathelind on June 2nd, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
Go for it.
one in a billion: Mordred nappingsiege on June 2nd, 2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
Posted, and getting comments already.