Your Obedient Serpent (athelind) wrote,
Your Obedient Serpent
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Meme: From normanrafferty, the Yes/No Meme

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING, unless someone comments you and asks.


Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Slept in until 5 PM? — No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.
Held a snake? — Yes.
Ran a red light? — Yes.
Been suspended from school? — Yes.
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? — No.
Been fired from a job? — No.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes.
Saw someone die? — No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — No.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — Yes.
Skipped school? — Yes.
Eaten a bug? — No.
Sleepwalked? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? — No.
Dumped someone? — No.
Forgotten your anniversary? — No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — No.
Felt like killing someone? — No. Yes.
Cross-dressed? — No.
Been falling-down drunk? — No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes.
Knitted? — No.
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — Yes.
Given someone stitches? — Yes.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No.
Had surgery? — Yes.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes.
Peed on a bush? — Yes.
Donated Blood? — Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? — Yes.
Eaten alligator meat? — Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No.
Written graffiti? — Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — Yes.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes.
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