I cannot believe how much crap I own. I have something on the order of 16-18 proper comic short boxes full of comics, plus a few more random boxes also brimming with comics waiting to be properly housed. Those are high on my list to Just Plain Go. I've got far too many bins of costumery, too; the contents of those may be up for grabs soon.
Many, many thanks to paka, kohai_tiger, and kaysho; your assistance today was invaluable. kaysho, coming along to help us unload at the storage shed was above and beyond the call, nigh unto the "... helps you move bodies" level.
And thanks as well to gatewalker and quiet_rain, for making me feel like I'm still family.