1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings?
Between 05:30 and 06:30, usually.
2. Do you sleep in on the weekends? How late?
Oh, yes. Sometimes I sleep in as late as 07:30. If I've stayed up very late, and am very lazy, I'll slug around in bed until almost 8.
3. Aside from waking up, what is the first thing you do in the morning?
Urinate with extreme prejudice.
4. How long does it take to get ready for your day?
Three, maybe four hours...? If I've actually got a regular schedule, that's another matter.
Some days never quiite get started...
5. When possible, what is your favorite place to go for breakfast?
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP), though the Original Pancake House is starting to overtake it.