- Fri, 12:15: Ever upend the last of a bag of pretzels into your mouth to find it's 85% salt? It happens w/ Pretzel CHIPS, too. #fatworldproblems
- Fri, 12:18: RT @Tallarico: Growing up a fat kid then losing the weight is like finally getting out of jail. I still want to rob a bakery at gunpoint. #…
- Fri, 13:37: Tell the FCC we want Net Neutrality: http://t.co/GfnK4a318p #NetNeutrality #FCCNetNeutrality #petition
My tweets
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The Hoard Potato: The Forever Mark
Last week, Your Obedient Serpent let slip the single nerdiest thing he has ever said, or, in all probability, ever will say. Those who have…
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Understanding Athelind's Argot: Everlasting Gobstopper
The Everlasting Gobstopper* is Your Obedient Serpent's own rhyming slang for a "Neverending Doorstopper", the most egregious metastasis of…
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The Hoard Potato: of Ants and Men
Your Obedient Serpent quite enjoyed Ant-Man, particularly since it suggests that the hot mess that was Avengers: Age of Ultron is an outlier and…
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